Hey I don’t use this hell site as much/anymore ever since that post about the person faking to be HIV+ so lmao message me if you wanna keep in contact on any other media or steam w/e
- Mancaves: This is a room separate from the house with a large entertainment center and sound system, so no one can hear your existential weeping
- Two Sink Bathrooms: Once your husband finds you rinsing out your Diva Cup, the magic is gone.
- Hardwood floors that flow throughout the house: This makes it more likely your children will slip while running and maybe die, so you can finally get that divorce.
- Open Concept Layouts: If no one sees you, what’s the point of pretending to be happy?
- Office Space: Excellent for privacy while Skypeing with your lover in Belarus, the only person who really understands you.
- Walk in Closets: You can keep so many clothes in there, it might take years for someone to find the body.
- Guest Rooms: In case a friend stays the night.
“Once your husband finds you rinsing out your Diva Cup, the magic is gone”
It was by a goth chick with a blue undercut so it all balances out
